Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween Costume Designers, Radar Detectors

Dear Makers of Halloween Costumes,

Why do you think it is ok for little girls to dress up as meth addicted hookers? That may seem a little strong, but hey in a few years they move up to these costumes:

(These are the TEEN costumes)
All I can say is, Halloween costume designers, I hope you are all blessed with beautiful daughters and that they love Halloween and the costumes you have designed.

What goes around comes around,
Mama to a Bumble Bee & Witch
Dear Person with a Radar Detector,

Why own a radar detector if you are going to go 42 M.P.H. in a 55?
I'm just saying.

Road rage person riding your ass
Dear So and So...


  1. Hi Shay,

    Just swung by from Casa Hice to read your Dear So and So. Totally with ya! Very funny.

  2. Last night, I felt like everybody was in my way on the road. You'd think the misty air made road conditions dangerous or something. Come on people, it was a drizzle!

    Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your road rage parade.

  3. Slow drivers are the bane of my existence. Seriously.